‘Let’s get that root ball rot treated with anti fungal glitter spray’

‘Margery Mayflower’ and ‘Rosemary Bush’ are keen to get their green fingers on everything. It’s their responsibility to make sure the public grow into healthy specimens, watering the weedy, pruning the needy, encouraging all to grow tall, these buxom girls keep the world in herbaceous order.

Posh and bumbling, this pair of hilarious haughty horticulturalists and gardening obsessives are armed with watering cans and their own inimitable knowledge of long latin names, gardening terms and helpful tips to share with anyone who cares to listen.

Swank have specifically created this act for garden and environmental events, garden fetes they are still waiting for their invitation to Gardeners Question Time.



Safe & Accessible

This act, along with every other act on our website, is expert in adapting to a variety of performance settings, including during the constrictions of the ongoing COVID 19 Pandemic.

The performances will be tailored to the event and location to ensure that all interactions are socially distanced without compromising the joy and spectacle.


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Green Fingered Gals

by Swank

Performance Styles

  • Walkabouts

Act Info

  • Great for Garden Themed Events
  • Fabulous for Food and Drink Festivals

‘…Just wanted to say thanks so much for providing us with Swank at Newstead Abbey. They were terrific, great fun to work with and the crowds enjoyed them’

— Nick Brunger, BBC East Midlands

'I thought I would take the time to drop you an email and ask you to pass on my thanks to Swank for taking part in Larks in the Parks this year. They were lovely ladies and I've had some nice feedback from the sites that they performed at. Please can you pass on my appreciation that they were involved again in an event that is so important to local communities'

— Lyndsay Haynes, Larks in the Parks St Albans