Nah then. Get thi’sen a proper Christmas.
We’re not yer soft southern elves cause we’re from YORKSHIRE so stop tha mitherin . You’ll be chuffed yer did.
We’ll av yer dreemin of a reet Christmas before you know it.
Christmas music, magic and comedy supplied by two proud Yorkshire elves. You don’t need to ask where they are from because they’ll tell you.
Fill your festivities with laughter from Leeds, clowning from Cleckheaton and hilarity from Harrogate