Hapsley Hernias RFC

Welcome to the glamorous world of local park rugby!
These brave battlers will wander your event discussing the fine points of the match they've just completed and continuing in their ceaseless quest to find out who can turn on the water in the away dressing rooms! Muddy good fun for all who cross their sticky path.

Proper Football

This post match pair of heroes will circulate your event, posing for photos with fans and spouting excuses / heroic tales of the game just completed (‘They were quite rough for an under 11’s side’).).

A visually arresting piece of football themed walkabout harking back to a time when British football was all mud and thunder, followed by a pint and some fish and chips.

Safe & Accessible

This act, along with every other act on our website, is expert in adapting to a variety of performance settings, including during the constrictions of the ongoing COVID 19 Pandemic.

The performances will be tailored to the event and location to ensure that all interactions are socially distanced without compromising the joy and spectacle.


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The Hapsley Hernias RFC & Proper Football

by Fair Play

Performance Styles

  • Walkabouts

Act Info

  • Superb for Sporting Events