Vamos Theatre presents Crimplene Crusaders
These octogenarian upholders of moral values are out and about with one thing on their minds: to keep standards high. Our twin-set clad campaigners will keep a firm eye out for any slouching, texting, or hand-holding, making sure that good old fashioned values are championed. The Crimplene Crusaders are a naughty bunch of ladies who won’t hesitate to get interactive with public and festival goers.

Whether it’s smartening people up, clamping down on anti-social behaviour (and photographing the evidence!), or match-making courting couples, our girls will make sure the public has a riot of a time (within strict guidelines of course). And on very special occasions, they may be persuaded to let their hair down and demonstrate some unrivalled disco moves to their favourite modern music. With the Crimplene Crusaders around, who needs superheroes?

Available as a Duo or Trio

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Crimplene Crusaders

by Vamos Theatre

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‘Vamos are a company that are a pleasure to work with. They are professionally run, easy to work with, efficient and reliable.'

— Karen Dayman, Kegworth Village Hall

We had the Crimplene Crusaders, who were hilarious!

— Simon Stewart, Chilli and Cheese Festivals