With excessive enthusiasm and a slippery grip on reality, the Lollipop Patrol is here to help and hinder in equal measure.  These two are full of self-importance and will take any opportunity to escort an unsuspecting passer by or bring things to a standstill in order to form a safe walkway.

They are the 64th emergency service holding up the luminous hand of the law. Experience their traffic-trauma, delight in their neon neurosis, and cross them at your peril!

Also available as a Christmas version 

Safe & Accessible

This act, along with every other act on our website, is expert in adapting to a variety of performance settings, including during the constrictions of the ongoing COVID 19 Pandemic.

The performances will be tailored to the event and location to ensure that all interactions are socially distanced without compromising the joy and spectacle.


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Lollipop Patrol

by Curious Cargo

Performance Styles

  • Walkabouts

‘The Lollipop Ladies went down an absolute treat at the Feel Good Festival. It was a delight to see you encourage such a wide variety of people to play and laugh – this is exactly what we wanted to achieve! Your antics really brightened up the day and gave unsuspecting passers-by full permission to be silly’

— Kelly Allen, Rochdale Council

‘And watch out for those officious lollipop ladies who seem intent on helping people get to places they just don't want to go’

— The Guardian