Two impeccably attired regency footmen will attend to the foot needs of the general public - hilarious massages, pedicures and polishes by two haughty hams with 40 years of physical comedy experience.  This works brilliantly as a walkabout at historical events and is also available as a meet and greet, mix and mingle or compères for corporate events, parties and promotions.

For Christmas this comedy duo are available as Festive Footmen.  They don’t deck the halls with boughs of holly, but do deck out every passer by with tinsel, baubles, glitter and laughter wherever they go.


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The Footmen

by Jones and Barnard

Performance Styles

  • Walkabouts
  • Christmas

Act Info

  • Fabulous for Food and Drink Festivals
  • Historically Themed Act
  • Perfect for Parades

‘Their act was extremely entertaining and hilariously funny and there is no doubt we will invite them to any future events.’

— Oldham Festival

‘Thank you for your participation in the best possible humour and spirit which made the programme a delight to organise and run.’

— Dundee City Council