‘You look lovely madam, but he’s not making the most of himself – we’ll just give him a little touch up...

The big, bold and fully (un)qualified beauticians ‘Cherrie’ and ‘Suzette’ bring you their fully mobile musical make up salon and nail bar.

Cheesy and fabulously pink, complete with their own range of home blended products ‘Lavatoire de Swank’ the girls bring ‘beauty’ to the masses.

No challenge too big, no face too small, Cherrie and Suzette perform aura enhancing glitter roll-ons, apply terrible tans and farcical facials, manicures, pedicures and complete make-overs

These cosmetic clowns celebrate everyone’s beauty, although it’s ‘no good just looking good – you’ve got to feel it within’


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Make Up

by Swank

Performance Styles

  • Walkabouts

'Swank was great as usual and I hadn’t had the Make-Up girls before so that was an experience!'

— Claire Whittington, Isle of Wight Council